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*AE returns t)(e rubs wit)( a brig)(t smile on )(er wonderfully w)(iskered catfis)( face!*)(ee )(ee, t)(ey speak t)(roug)( t)(eir mout)(s, Nepeta! Fis)( gills are used for breat)(ing 38)
*AE mew-glubs approvingly at t)(e clever little pun t)(at JW used.*
*AE’s smile t)(en begins to widen as s)(e explains;*
W)(AL—-E!
It takes platy practice and some tide, but if you work reel )(ard towards mastering t)(ese types of puns, t)(en you can fis)( t)(em up just about ANYW)(-ER-E! It mig)(t even become a bit of a )(abilut, but you would )(ave to be careful, t)(en! You )(ave to make s)(ore t)(at you use t)(em at t)(e rig)( moment and plaice, and t)(at you don’t use t)(e same pun twice in a roe, or else you would be making a very bad missed-)(ake and completely drown t)(e listener.
You blink after that whole drabble and giggle.
If you catc)( my drift, t)(at is!
:oo < *jw lets her catfish lips fall open and glubs in a surprised and impressed manner*
:33 < oh my gosh that was amazing
:33 < im so impressed
:33 < feferi mew are truly pawsome
:33 < i wish i could be as good as mew with cat puns let alone fish puns
:33 < wow im sp33chless!
:33 < *jw looks at the ofur catfish with d33p admiration*
:33 < actually most of that applies to cat puns too
:33 < i shall become a master of both
:33 < what is that called again its bilingual isnt it
:33 < or purrhaps i should say bilingill h33 h33 h33
:33 < wow ive just noticed how much i ofuruse the same puns
:33 < oh wait pawso
:33 < did mew know that cats speak through their mouths pawso but can pawso breathe with their noses?
*AE’s fis)(y w)(iskers twitc)( wit)( pride*
T)(ank you! I try, I try! )(e )(e!
And, yes! T)(at’s t)(e spirit! You can )(ave all of t)(e cat puns and t)(e fis)( puns!! You will be t)(e first and t)(e best bilingill troll in all of paradox space! 38D
38O!!
T)(-EY CAN????
:33 < whale i shall be the bestest fish efur!
:33 < i shall make a reely fintastic bilingill troll and i shall make thirty-thr33 thousand puns efurryday!
:33 < i shall conjure in efurryones minds an image of a scaly fishy-cat with gills and claws and it will be adoroarable
:33 < it shall be purrfectly pawsome and i welcome the oppurrtunaty to try and make the world a more punny place
:33 < h33 h33 h33
:33 < oh gosh im terrible with fish puns mostly im just copying you
:33 < still its actually really fun!
:33 < im shore i will try and use them mroar often
:33 < h33 h33 h33 im going to do this
:33 < did you know: you shouldnt eat berries you find while hunting beclaws they can be full of deadly toxic poisons
:33 < i actually wasnt going to eat it but pounce got really mad at me just fur looking at them!
:33 < i thought this should be spread around
